Here are all 8 exercises -- that's 48 sentences -- to help students apply grammar and rhetoric to their writings. The students model the sentences and indirectly apply a myriad of rhetorical structures from clauses to absolute phrases. They learn how to use a dash and a gerund and a participial phrase with these fun -- and funny sentences. Print them. Recreate them. Modify them for your particular class with your students' names in the sentences.