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Climate Change - Jack Cone and Bill Burton

Climate Change - Jack Cone and Bill Burton
Climate Change - Jack Cone and Bill Burton
Climate Change - Jack Cone and Bill Burton
Climate Change - Jack Cone and Bill Burton
Climate Change - Jack Cone and Bill Burton
Climate Change - Jack Cone and Bill Burton
Climate Change - Jack Cone and Bill Burton
Climate Change - Jack Cone and Bill Burton
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This is a funny look at what climate change will do to our geography if we don't start reducing our carbon output. Go to http://www.jackcone.com/
Global Climate Change - World wide disaster or Family values?
We at the Institute for Right Brain Manipulation
can prove that climate change is not an impending apocalypse
but a chance for you and your off spring to have real family fun

Let's peek into the future
Hey, I'm former vice president former dictator Dick Chaney
You know one day, I sent George out for a roll of stamps
He lost his mind
He was trying to decide between a Ronald Reagan Commemorative
or one of those with the cute Prairie dogs on them
and global warming hit
Ooh! Let me tell you that's one big fan
and a whole lot of brown stuff
so immediately I swung into action and called
Halliburton
If you build it - they will die
Yes - That’s right the country's number one defense spender
brings you the ultimate cold weather parka
Looks like a regular cold weather coat on the outside
but on the inside woo who Halle Berry
sure while Jerry Falwell wasn't looking we cloned her
Wooh! talk about warm and toasty
Yes, the Halliburton Halle Berry Goose down Get down Parka
Only 400 thousand yen

Hello, I'm Al Gore
Emperor Chaney was nice enough to set me and the wife up
in our own businesses since the Disney and Sylvester Stallone took over
the global warming movie franchise and you gotta go see Rocky 27
Rocky verses the Hurricane This time he's up against something
he's never been able to get past before a script
Oh, I'm gonna huff and puff and Hey, What's that big word there?
The one with - one - two - three - four - five letters
After enjoying that, take a stroll over to the Gore Store
Come on in for global warming specials like asbestos car seats
Now when the heats up it keeps your seats up
Huh! Off of that blazing butt burning vinyl
Asbestos shoes too - Yeah, it's just right for a 150 degree afternoon
And here's a pair that the wife likes - We call them Tipper slippers

Global Climate Change - It's not a disaster
It's a chance to make money like Bennie Herabble
made a million bucks selling hela monsters
to the Canadians to help keep the scorpions down
near the Arctic Circle
Any idea how popular Hawaiian tropic spray paint is now?
Especially in SPF 300 they can't keep it on the shelves
And Carnival Cruise Lines - They have ports of call
all the way into Kentucky
Take a romantic gondola ride on the canals of Washington D.C.
and water ski in Greenland
The whole world has become a summer vacation paradise
Thanks to little extra carbon each of us puts into the air
So - Get in your car - Crank up the A.C.
Go to the drive-thru and order an extra bean burrito
Methane is a green house gas
and it's sure to make your little brother laugh too


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