Comedy Sketch Script Title: THE POLITICALLY-CORRECT FOOTBALL HECKLER (BULLY)

Comedy Sketch Script Title: THE POLITICALLY-CORRECT FOOTBALL HECKLER (BULLY)
Comedy Sketch Script Title: THE POLITICALLY-CORRECT FOOTBALL HECKLER (BULLY)
Comedy Sketch Script Title: THE POLITICALLY-CORRECT FOOTBALL HECKLER (BULLY)
Comedy Sketch Script Title: THE POLITICALLY-CORRECT FOOTBALL HECKLER (BULLY)
Comedy Sketch Script Title: THE POLITICALLY-CORRECT FOOTBALL HECKLER (BULLY)
Comedy Sketch Script Title: THE POLITICALLY-CORRECT FOOTBALL HECKLER (BULLY)
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This 3-page sketch about a politically-correct heckler at a football game is perfect for older middle school and all high school kids. The heckler insults the player for his lack of skills then quickly follows up with a politically correct statement pertaining to the insult! Being a *huge* fan of comedy, I have studied the greatest sketches of Saturday Night Live, MAD TV, Key and Peele, Monty Python, Hugh and Laurie, The Three Stooges, Groucho Marx, and the kids’ comedy sketch show All That. Charlie Chaplin said “A day without laughter is a day wasted” so I want to pass on the love of comedy and humor to students. These sketches are fresh, witty, sarcastic, and mixed with slapstick humor and are intended to strengthen students’ drama and theater skills while enjoying humor. I ask you to please provide feedback on what you liked/disliked, and suggestions for improvement! I plan to write many, many more but would like to see what the response is first.

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THE POLITICALLY-CORRECT FOOTBALL HECKLER (BULLY)

By Carlos Salinas

Date 4/4/18

CAST

Referee with a whistle

Quarterback

Heckler (Bully) wearing a baseball hat

Announcer

2 security officials

Other football players (optional)

(A football field)

ANNOUNCER

Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. As we close out the fourth quarter of this nail-biter of a game, we wonder if the Sea Cows can come back and defeat the Manatees. It’s second down and goal.

QUATERBACK

(nervous)

Hut!

(The quarterback throws a pitifully bad pass, missing the receiver by a few feet. The ball lands on the field.)

REFEREE

(blows whistle)

Incomplete pass!

HECKLER

Dang quarterback! What are you, blind?

(Pauses then speaks in apologetic tone.)

… not to offend anyone with sight handicaps, limitations, or disabilities!

Please contact me if you would like to record and publish your interpretation of any of these sketches and I would be very happy to work with you! Editable MS Word Doc.

This lesson is student-centered, meaning:

--it allows you to become a facilitator!

--happier teachers!

--happier students!

--happier administrators!

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N/A
Teaching Duration
1 hour
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