This short play is a madcap soap opera episode set on a spaceship! The OFSTED Inspectors are coming and if they don't meet their exacting standards they'll be eradicated, but everything on the ship is in chaos and all the Captain wants to do is play video games! This is a funny play and great for young actors and their audiences. Please note there are some references to drugs in the script, which also covers the topics of smoking and bullying. The script package includes full production notes - giving advice on staging, props, costumes and makeup - a simple to read script, plus great follow-on activities for further study in the classroom.