Ok. I've used this activity in two different ways, so I've decided to double them up so that you can have them both in one package. Feel free to customize and edit all you wish.
Both activities revolve around an old basset hound who is trying to write a personal ad for a date. In one of the activities, you have to use figurative language. In the second activity, it's about using bias and stereotyping. Which one I used depended on what learning target my students needed the most.
Hopefully, your students will "roll over" for it.