This is a PowerPoint I show on the first day of school. You know - that day when students:
* Show up without even a pencil
* Aren't ready to return to school after a break
* Are only in your room for 20 minutes to get your supply list
* Are still sizing the teacher up - not sure how the year is going to go.
WARNING: This Powerpoint is DRIPPING with sarcasm and is only for middle school or high school students - it refers to dresscode violations and other topics that we as teachers deal with on a daily basis. I also use this in my classroom throughout the year when you have 10-15 minutes that you have students in your classroom but can't use the time for instruction - you know: Picture Day, Pep Rally Day, Buses are Running a Little Late Day, Leaving for a Field Trip in 20 Minutes Day, etc. The slides are guaranteed to break the ice regarding many topics!