I Write Limericks For You!
WANT TO GIVE A PERSONALIZED LIMERICK FOR CHRISTMAS?
A GIFT FOR THE HOLIDAYS THAT SOMEONE WILL NEVER FORGET?
I help you write a creative and expressive Christmas or holiday gift to give to someone you love. I assist you in composing a limerick for that special person, and your love and admiration for this individual will live on for years and years.
Most people have never had anyone write a poem about them in their entire lives! Therefore, when you give the gift of a limerick, your loved ones, friends, coworkers, supervisors, teachers, and others will be surprised, feel special, and be very touched that you created a poem about them.
“BUT I am not a poet!” you say. That’s where I come in!
I AM YOUR DREAM COME TRUE!
Provide me with information about your special someone, and I will write you a personal limerick about her or him in only a few days’ turnaround.
I do all the hard work for you, but you take all the credit!
Do you have someone who has everything, and you can’t think of what to give her or him as a Christmas, Hanukkah, Holiday, or Kwanzaa gift?
I have the perfect gift for this person! Give a limerick that sounds as if you wrote it personally for her or him! Then let that person sing your praises!
I will compose a five-line limerick for you (once you provide me with the information about that person) and return it to you for your approval within three (3) days. Once you approve it and, if need be, make finals changes, then submit it to me for printing and shipping.
I started writing limericks for special people in my life in my early 20’s. A few of my examples are below.Ever since then, every limerick I write for my friends, family, co-workers, and other special people in my life has been their favorite gift they ever received. Why? Because it came from my heart!
“So how does it work?” you ask.
Easy! I do all the work.
All you do is tell me a few facts about the person in an email, telephone call or text, or whatever medium you are comfortable with. Then, I write the limerick for you, and you take all the credit!
“Sound easy enough?” you exclaim!
Yes, it is!
I will compose a five-line limerick for you once you provide me with the information and return it to you for your approval within three days. You then approve it or make changes and submit it to me with in two days for final printing and shipping.
Then you can sit back and enjoy the accolades and the gratitude for a gift that no one else has given your special someone before!
“So how much does it cost?”
That’s the beauty of this powerful gift! It is reasonable and will impact your special person for decades to come.
For a five-line personal creative limerick based on your description of someone, you may purchase this dream gift for only $39.99 plus tax and shipping.
At additional cost you may choose to display your limerick on parchment papaer, in a professional looking frame, or another display form of your choice.
If you wish to have a ten-line personal creative limerick written for someone instead of only five lines, simply add an additional $29.99 plus tax and shipping. I can also rush your order at additional costs depending on how fast you want it to arrive.
Please complete the information below and submit your payment through Paypal. Then I will do all the work for you and will send you an electronic format of the limerick for your final approval.
EMAIL me the following information about your special someone to EducatorParnterDrJ@aol.com.
PLEASE COMPLETE THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS about your limerick recipient:
1. Full name your recipient:
2. What occassion are you writing this poem for?
3. Is this person a female or male?
4. How old is this person?
5. What are at least three hobbies this person has?
6. Where did this person grow up?
7. Where does this person live?
8. What unique characteristics does this person have that you love
9. In what city, state, country ,territory, or province did this person grow up? Does this person still live there? If not, where does the person currenctly live?
10. Provide any other additional information that you would like included in your limerick.
11. What other interesting or unique information would you like to include in your limerick?
SUBMIT PAYMENT VIA PAYPAL:
1. What is your name?
2. What is your email address?
3. What is your mailing address?
4. Do you want this gift to be shipped to a different name and address? If so, please provide here:
I look forward to working with you!
Dr. Colette Jacquot