Instrument Jokes: This set includes 28 printable 8x8 inch signs for use in your band hall or ensemble rooms.
Ideas for use include:
- Print 8x8 inch signs for use on bulletin boards.
- Print 8x8 inch signs and hang a different one from your conductor’s stand each day for students to see throughout class.
- If your school has a poster maker you can print them as posters to place on large open wall areas.
- Project a different poster (from the PDF download) onto your front board/screen daily to help set the mood as students enter.
- Print 8x8 inch signs and award them to students as appropriate.
The following are examples of the types of instrument jokes that are included:
Have you heard the joke about the fermata?
Oh, never mind. It’s too long.
How do you get a drummer to play an accelerando?
Ask him to play in 4/4 at a steady 120 bpm.
How do trumpet players traditionally greet each other?
Hi. I’m better than you.
How do you get a trombone to sound like a French horn?
Stick your hand in the bell and crack a lot of notes.
How many flute players does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one. But she breaks 3 bulbs before figuring out she can’t push it in.
Why are there so many clarinets in a concert band?
It increases the odds that one will play the right note.
What’s the difference between God and a band director?
God doesn’t think he’s a band director.
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Looking for more band hall posters for your bulletin boards?
Check out our other sets:
“Practice Quote Posters”
“Work Ethic Posters”