High interest nonfiction article for secondary students, particularly those in special education classes. I use this nonfiction article as part of a Halloween Unit, usually in conjunction with another humorous article by David Sedaris (Candy), and The Cask of Amontillado. This particular article is just 1.5 pages long, and there are 10 multiple choice questions included, all worded exactly like those found on the Keystone Exam. This is a useful test prep activity in a special education high school class. Enjoy!