This is a readers' theater script in the Language Arts Grammar and Writing Series. Pronouns are impatiently waiting on the bench hoping the coach will substitute them for nouns. Packet includes: overview, staging notes, the script, teaching objectives, questions relating to the script, subject matter questions and activities, and an answer key. These scripts are a fun-filled activity to introduce and teach lessons in grammar and writing. Costuming and staging are minimal and scripts are to be read, so you can use them any time. They are ideal for a substitute teacher.