Here is a set of four snarky printable Valentines for your book loving friends or your high school Literature students! All four fit on a standard 8.5 x 11" piece of paper, and you can cut them out and afix them to cardstock, or hand them out as is. Included are the following:
The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka: Valentine, I awoke from uneasy dreams of you to find myself transformed into a monstrous vermin.
Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck: Valentine, let’s pet the rabbits, and by rabbits I mean a metaphor for our doomed dreams in the dusty landscape of the Great Depression.
The Crucible by Arthur Miller: You are enchanting, and so you must be hanged for witchcraft.
The Tell-Tale Heart by Edgar Allan Poe: Valentine, have a heart. It’s under the floorboards.