Noises from Dirt On My Shirt by Jeff Foxworthy (page 18)
I was actually asked by a 3rd grade teacher to put this poem to music as she was teaching poetry in her class. I have taken out all of the words, except for the noises, so you can tell where the rest of the lyrics go. I may add some instruments in the future. It would be a fun one to ask your students to choose an instrument that would represent each of the the noises and play them at that place in the music.