This short story is a cheeky update on tooth fairy traditions & a minty-fresh look at economics. While collecting teeth, Gwyneth finds smeary notes that declare: Eat candy in bed; you’ll have sweet dreams or Need more sleep? Skip flossing. Clearly, Plaque Man, the fairy world’s rot-minded foe, is bent on rotting all the teeth fairies gather to buy what they need and want. So Gwyneth collects brainy & brawny help at the Fluoride Foundation’s Tooth Fairy Conference to extract Plaque Man.