This is a script where you have some speakers (or Master of Ceremonies) read out some funny lines to tie in class cultural performances. Throughout assembly, all grade levels have their own performance along with it. You can have senior students read the speaker lines or if you have a cultural group or a French Club, they can be the speakers. The blank after speaker is left blank so you can assign numbers to it. For example, if you have 5 speakers, you can assign their parts by speaker 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Or you can use their initials to fill in the blanks. The performances by grade levels are done in class time as a unit.
You do not have to perform it, you could also just use this as a guide for a class unit on culture.