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It's funny. You don't have to think too hard when you talk to a teacher. - Holden Caulfield in THE CATCHER IN THE RYE
 
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Rabbit-Proof Fence (aka Long Walk Home) 1. Writing a review 2. the plot: a diagram 3. the kidnapping scene: how to approach and analyse that important scene 4. a short yet interesting scene: The kids saying the prayer at the Moore River Settlement
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A German fairy tale - ein von mir verfasstes deutsches Märchen, mit liebevollen Zeichnungen von Maxim Probst
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This famous song is analysed regarding its formal pattern and other important aspects.
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"WHAT HAVE THE ROMANS EVER GIVEN US IN RETURN?" Normally a rhetorical question is used by the speaker to manipulate or persuade the audience because the answer is either implied or obvious. Here the Pythons poke fun at that concept in a beautiful
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CONTENTS 1. plot diagram 2. the fantastic Brownie Scene 3. sound track/song lyrics: assignments 4. various assignments
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I wrote this review about a non-existent book called THE CATCHER IN THE RYE AT MoMA, featuring a number of fictitious works of art relating to Salinger's novel. Students are supposed to enjoy it and possibly create their own pictures relating to the
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Contents: 1. main characters: a useful diagram 2. point of view: a useful diagram 3. in Nokomis: the terrorists’ point of view - another useful diagram 4. detour: “Falling Man” - a poem
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127 HOURS directed by Danny Boyle, starring James Franco (based on the book "Between a Rock and a Hard Place" by Aron Ralston) 1. The DVD: a useful table concerning chapters, minutes, and info about the scenes 2. the plot of the movie: a useful
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35 funny distortions of Beatles songs - with solutions This is actually one of the reviews from my book FABULOUS BOOKS LOOKING FOR AN AUTHOR: 44 REVIEWS OF NON-EXISTENT BOOKS, which can also be purchased here on TPT. Students (and teachers) might
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A satirical song I wrote and recorded about the Industrial Revolution in the 19th century. Can easily be used in the classsroom. Also available on YouTube.
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This is the pdf version of a real textbook about German-English language interference (188 pages). It comprises an extensive introduction to the topic, 56 innovative worksheets, and a humorous section. The worksheets appear on the left-hand page
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This is the pdf version of a real book I wrote (101 pages). In his classic independent film NIGHT ON EARTH Jim Jarmusch took us on a ride in a taxi in five different cities – Los Angeles, New York, Paris, Rome, and Helsinki. In the present book, I
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This is a deliberately "goofy" summary of the novel, inducing students to find out what is wrong. Students find it both funny and challenging. There is also a link to a YouTube video where I read it out with a deliberate German accent.
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This is a satirical short short story with a surprise ending (or punch line) in the vein of Fredric Brown that I wrote myself. Feel free to use it in class.
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This is a poem I wrote years ago. If you are familiar with the German language you might enjoy it because the humor is based on the double meaning of "Mutter".
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A photo with 2 wooden figures from Zimbabwe with a satirical message. Can be used effectively in class to discuss the influence teachers (may) have on kids.
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The introduction to the topic is followed by a hilarious quiz (minimal pairs) concerning final devoicing, a typical aspect of a German accent. It is part of my book GERMAN-ENGLISH INTERFERENCE: 56 INNOVATIVE PHOTOCOPIABLE WORKSHEETS FOR TEACHERS
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What would have happened if tiny details in history had been different? Famous triumphs might have turned into terrible tragedies – and vice versa. That is exactly the premise which makes this quiz (actually a review of a fictitious book)
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This is a (real) book I wrote. It comprises 44 reviews of books that were never written, including the fictitious covers, featuring such diverse topics as literature, language, music, art, movies, travel, famous people, and science. Students and
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Suffering terribly from hay fever I wrote and recorded this song years ago as a kind of sublimation. I played the instruments myself, using a four-track recorder and an antique rhythm machine. The sneezing was spontaneously recorded on a separate
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