Comedic scene for two students, Upper Elementary or Middle School, adapted from Plato's Dialogues with a hip-hop sensibility. Socrates shows us all how to argue, until Euthyphro has nothing left but an ad hominem attack. Useful for Language Arts (reasoned arguments), World History (Why was Socrates sentenced to death?), or just a sponge activity for two of those students who finish their work quickly and always want to be on stage!