"I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I'm intercontinental when I eat French toast." Michael Diamond (American musician ~ 1965) Calling something 'French' gives it a certain cachet ~ an exotic air of excellence. Several things which we call 'French' are, alas, not French at all. We'll look at a few. You get: 1. An explanation of why 'French Toast Isn't French'. 2. A short just-for-fun ten-question quiz colorfully illustrated to do orally with your students ~ Frenc